asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via imrunninglowonknowhow)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via imrunninglowonknowhow)

multicolors:

thisismydivision:

I don’t get it when people say I wanna go to Europe I mean as a European you gotta be more specific because there’s a major difference between Denmark and Greece so which part of fucking Europe do you wanna go to

So many times yes

(via thecolourfulworldofevelien)

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via snapturbating)

,,

I’m just gonna bullshit it.

my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via s0nnderrr)